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Prompt 5: Outsides


Title: Dork Alert!

Author: Fireness

Beta: None

Characters (Pairings): Morgan and Reid (M/R)

Rating: PG-13 for inexplicit sexual situations

Warning(s): slash, major dorkiness

Spoilers: None

Summary: Reid wants Morgan to go out with him...

Word Count: 306

Author’s Notes: Yes, my boyfriend took me to see the Star Trek movie on opening night.  No, neither of us are Trekkies.  No, not very many people were dressed up (that I saw, anyway).

Disclaimer:  Criminal Minds does not belong to me.  Nor do Klingons, Vulcans, or Captain Kirk.


 

“No.”

 

“Why not?”

 

“Because I said so.”

 

“Oh, come on, it’s just a movie!”

 

“There are gonna be people dressed up, aren’t there?”

 

“Well…yes, probably; it’s opening night, after all.  But that doesn’t mean you have to.”

 

“Are you gonna dress up?”

 

“I…well, that is, I thought…not if you don’t want me to, I suppose. If it means you’ll go with me.”

 

Morgan rubs his eyes in frustration. “Let me guess, full Klingon makeup?”

 

“No! I’m not that much of a dork.”

 

“Ha! Tell me another. Okay, no Klingons…Kirk’s uniform?”

 

“No.”

 

“Vulcan ears and eyebrows?”

 

“…No?”

 

“Oh, please tell me you’re joking.”

 

“What? I swear I won’t wear them if you promise to come with me. Please?

 

Morgan can feel his strength slipping; he never can resist those damn pleading eyes. “You won’t dress up?”

 

“I swear.”

 

“And you won’t say a word throughout the entire movie?”

 

“I won’t.”

 

“And we’ll have sex immediately when we come home? Before you even so much as think about blogging your reaction and cataloguing the mistakes and whatever else you’re planning on doing the moment you have a spare moment?”

 

Reid pauses. “I promised Garcia, since she can’t go see it until tomorrow…”

 

“Oh, well. Have fun seeing it by yourself, then.”

 

“Alright, alright! Fine. I won’t so much as turn on my computer until you’ve had your glorious orgasm. Should only take a couple of min- Ow!”

 

“That was a low blow, kid. Just for that, I’m hiding your ears. Or maybe I’ll find an alternate use for them.”

 

“Like what?”

 

“I dunno yet, but I’m sure I can come up with something. Think anyone’s ever used Vulcan ears as a sex aid before?”

 

“…You are so twisted. I hope Leonard Nimoy hunts you down and kicks your ass.”

 

“Live long and prosper?”

 

“Just get in the car.”

Comments

( 19 comments — Leave a comment )
(Anonymous)
May. 19th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
LOL too flippin funny, love this the Celt
fireness
May. 19th, 2009 12:23 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
saphicwicca
May. 19th, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
Okay, I *loved* this. I am one of those crazy Trek people, and if we can't make fun of ourselves we're not doing something right. :-)
fireness
May. 19th, 2009 12:22 pm (UTC)
I was never a Trekkie...until I saw the movie. Now I'm forced to admit that McCoy/Spock is an amazing pairing, even though the movie and show were both heavily K/S. And K/S/Mc totally pwns all. :D
saphicwicca
May. 20th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)
I've always been a McCoy/Spock girl. Strangely, I never got the K/S thing (I know I'm in the minority here) but I can see it a bit more in the new movie.

There wasn't a lot of Spock/McCoy interaction, but I've always been a firm believer that half the fun of fanfiction is the challenge of doing things they can't on shows/movies and making meaning out of the smallest of things.
fireness
May. 20th, 2009 01:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that's true enough. I've found a few decent S/Mc fics that take place in the 2009verse, but so far there are very slim pickings.
prettychemistry
May. 19th, 2009 03:38 pm (UTC)
“…You are so twisted. I hope Leonard Nimoy hunts you down and kicks your ass.”

Brilliant!

I'm a total sci-fi geek [with a No Star Trek clause!] and I love how bad Reid wants Morgan to come with :). The way you write them, they can have so much fun bickering with each other - I've missed you!
fireness
May. 19th, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, thank you very much! I know, I've been gone for so long, but to be honest, I've lost track of the show. :( Now that I'm out of school for the summer, I can catch up. (Especially now that I see your icon...WTH???)
prettychemistry
May. 19th, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
Episode 4x24: Amplification. You know how all the Harry/Draco shippers look at the HBP "obsession" and say, "YES! It's canon now, bitches!"? Well, we totally got ours for Morgan/Reid. You will love it.
fireness
May. 20th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Ohmigawd, just downloaded and watched the episode. AMAZING! Morgan was just absolutely darling, and Reid was pure brilliance, as usual. Absolute LOVE.
mylenn
May. 19th, 2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
This was hilarious!
fireness
May. 19th, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
batgurl88
May. 19th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
XD Nice. Too many great quotes to mention. Thanks for the laughs!
fireness
May. 19th, 2009 11:20 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. :) And thank YOU for the lovely review.
bbt_criminal
May. 20th, 2009 02:08 am (UTC)
I will NEVER post it, but you just made me drabble M/R sex with Spock ears... =) thanks so much! i'm still giggling.. you deserve a cookie for this!
fireness
May. 20th, 2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
Aw man, you should so post it! I would love to read it!! *Accepts cookie, offers you cake in return for drabble*
moonflower75
May. 27th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
way too funny!!!!!
I am a trekkie myself and I can see the amusement factor in this kind of behavior as seen from outside, and the way you write it in their relationship gave quite a good laugh.
this is absolutely my favourite passage:


“Alright, alright! Fine. I won’t so much as turn on my computer until you’ve had your glorious orgasm. Should only take a couple of min- Ow!”
 
“That was a low blow, kid. Just for that, I’m hiding your ears. Or maybe I’ll find an alternate use for them.”


*giggling*

thank you for sharing
fireness
May. 27th, 2009 01:19 am (UTC)
Thanks for such a lovely review. It's been a while since I've written CM, so I'm glad I was able to tap into Morgan and Reid's voices so well. :)
princesslacus
Aug. 8th, 2010 01:39 am (UTC)
AWESOME!!! Funny and cute fluff.
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